Food for thought

This blog is off my beaten path of yummy dinners and deserts.  I suppose it could be listed in the desert column, yet I digress.  Being one that is newly (a little over 2 years, yea I am a little slow here) in the dating game, I find it remarkable that men adopt a pet name for you the moment they meet you.  I have come to (finally) figure it out that this pet name is used universally as to not slip up and say your name while in bed with their wives.  Interesting concept.  However it creates a wall to your heart. (Good thing)  (Better than Procardia)  I have become educated in my meetings of such deceptions and have found what to look for.  I tested my education last night and was able to reveal the following ingredients:
1.  Even though they wear a ring on the left hand that is not a band, look for the depth of the indents around that ring.  Increased indents = not their everyday ring
2.  They never look directly in your eyes so you can look back and reveal their soul.  (The most important thing to get to know someone)
3.  They are always touching touching touching and getting close to the 'do not touch me there' zones
4.  They are intense on making you laugh to increase a comfort level, post haste
5.  They try to impress you about how important they are
6.  If they are not a good looker, they stress their titles
7.  At times of 'good night’ they grope
That being said, being duped sometimes can be a good thing.
1.  Relieves stress in the heat of the moment
2.  Lets you have a 'play world' not a real obligatory world
3.  Unleashes the simplistic needs of the human body
4.  You don't have to see them again, kind of like cattle to slaughter
5.  Brings out the 'bad girl' side of you
So the whip cream of all of this is I have learned to enjoy the moment, do not look to anyone's future but my own, always look in to someone’s eyes, it will make them calm or make them uneasy, and your choice to continue will be your own.
These are just a few thoughts, as I get ready to embark on a mystical weekend, another adventure, another notch on my belt. (Ouch!)